Oct 13
Power Rankings Recap: Week 5
Week 5 is in the books, and the Power Rankings have been recomputed from this season's real results — record, points scored, all-play breakdown, coaching efficiency, and optimal-lineup breakdown, all rolled into one Power Score.
This Week's Power Rankings
- 1. To Infinity and Bijan (▲4) — 75 pts
- 2. Jackie Moon’s Flint Tropics FC (▲1) — 74 pts
- 3. Father Badonka-conk (▼1) — 71 pts
- 4. SPORTZCHICK Sarah T (▼3) — 67 pts
- 5. Goff the Beaten Path (▲1) — 59 pts
- 6. T-law and Order (▲3) — 50 pts
- 6. nothing beats a jjettas2holiday (▼2) — 50 pts
- 8. EA Sports (▼1) — 46 pts
- 9. Islands in the Stream(ing) def. (▲2) — 45 pts
- 10. TURN DOWN FOR WATT (▲2) — 43 pts
- 11. Texas Puppies (▼3) — 40 pts
- 12. All the Loves (▼3) — 31 pts
- 13. Hartley's Hail Mary (–) — 19 pts
- 14. Lamarvelous (▲1) — 18 pts
- 15. Hurts, Don't it? (▼1) — 16 pts
- 16. Antioch Dirty Birds (–) — 10 pts
Movers
To Infinity and Bijan takes over the #1 spot from SPORTZCHICK Sarah T. - To Infinity and Bijan climbed 4 spots this week. - SPORTZCHICK Sarah T fell 3 spots this week.
Milestones
- New longest win streak of the season: Father Badonka-conk, now at 4 straight.
- New longest losing streak of the season: Hartley's Hail Mary, now at 4 straight.
Rivalry Watch
- Devin Ford finally beat Amanda Eckard, ending a 3-game losing streak in the series.
- Katie Adams drew level with Aaron Hartley at 2-2 all-time.
- A rematch: Katie Adams and Aaron Hartley last met in the 2025 playoffs.
Career Milestones
- jeff Leet reached 25 career regular-season wins.
- Devin Ford posted their best week ever: 169.3, beating their own 160.8.
By the Numbers, Week 5
- To Infinity and Bijan put up the week's high score: 169.3.
- nothing beats a jjettas2holiday had the week's low score: 77.8.
- To Infinity and Bijan posted the week's biggest margin of victory, beating All the Loves by 72.9.
- Antioch Dirty Birds survived the week's closest game, edging Hurts, Don't it? by just 4.8.
Full breakdown, every category, and the week-by-week history: Power Rankings and the Stats Book.