Michael Farris
3 seasons (2023–2025)
Michael Farris has played three straight seasons without ever touching autodraft, and the 20-22 record belongs entirely to Michael, even if the last team was called Jeff's Badonka-conk. Running backs are the first-round habit, two drafts out of three, though those picks have returned less than the slot usually does. One playoff trip so far, with a 181.1 week proving the ceiling is real.
Trophy Case
Regular-season weeks only. Career counts run 2023–2026; Coach of the Week and Bench Blunder count from 2026, when lineups began to be recorded.
- 3Top Score2026: 1 this season
- 3Narrow Escape2026: 1 this season
- 6Heartbreaker2026: 2 this season
How the awards are decided
- Coach of the Week
- The best lineup choices of the week: the highest share of the best possible lineup (points scored divided by best-possible points, the Coach Rating already on Power Rankings, to one decimal). Ties on that figure are shared. Counted from 2026, because past lineups can't be rebuilt.
- Top Score
- The highest score of the week, to one decimal. Ties are shared.
- Giant Killer
- The biggest upset of the week, judged only on what was known before the game: where each team stood in the standings (record, then points scored). The winner must have gone in at least half a league’s worth of places below the loser (8 places in a 16-team league), and both teams need two games played, so it starts in Week 3. No projections of any kind.
- Narrow Escape
- The smallest winning margin of the week, to one decimal. Ties are shared.
- Bench Blunder
- The most points left on the bench: the best possible lineup minus the one started, to one decimal. Ties are shared. Counted from 2026.
- Heartbreaker
- The most points scored by a team that lost. Ties are shared.
Only regular-season weeks count. Playoff and consolation games never do.
Bench Blunder and Heartbreaker are the two friendly needles — drawn with a dashed ring, and meant in good humour rather than as a mark against anyone.
In 2026: Top Score in week 7; Narrow Escape in week 9; Heartbreaker in weeks 1 and 8.
| Week W1 | Week W2 | Week W3 | Week W4 | Week W5 | Week W6 | Week W7 | Week W8 | Week W9 | Week W10 | Week W11 | Week W12 | Week W13 | Week W14 | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Coach of the Week0 in 2026 | ||||||||||||||
| Top Score1 in 2026 | ||||||||||||||
| Giant Killer0 in 2026 | – | – | ||||||||||||
| Narrow Escape1 in 2026 | ||||||||||||||
| Bench Blunder0 in 2026 | ||||||||||||||
| Heartbreaker2 in 2026 |
= shared with another manager · – Giant Killer starts in Week 3: both teams need two games first
- Playoffs (1 of 3)
- 0-1
- Consolation (2 of 3)
- 2-6
Season by Season
| Season | Team | Record | Finish | Made Playoffs | Post-Season | Playoffs | Avg Pts | High Pts | Low Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | Father Badonka-conkIn progress | 6-3 | — | — | — | — | 117.0 | 158.3 | 79.0 |
| 2025roster ↓ | Jeff's Badonka-conk | 7-7 | 9 | — | 0-3 | 0-0 | 106.0 | 181.1 | 62.0 |
| 2024roster ↓ | Jeff's Badonka-conk | 3-11 | 15 | — | 1-2 | 0-0 | 95.3 | 126.9 | 59.4 |
| 2023roster ↓ | Do You Really Want to Hurts Me? | 10-4 | 6 | ✓ | 1-2 | 0-1 | 105.6 | 145.8 | 74.4 |
Finish is the regular-season standing that year. Record and the points columns are the regular season only.
How the post-season splits. After the regular season this league runs a championship bracket and consolation ladders, so every team keeps playing. Made Playoffs means reaching the bracket. Playoffs is the bracket alone, while Post-Season counts bracket and consolation together — so a winning Post-Season record does not imply reaching the bracket. In the Post-Season box above, the two season counts split every season into one or the other: made the bracket, or did not. A team knocked out of the bracket then plays consolation games too, and those are included in the consolation record, which is why it can cover a season counted as a playoff appearance.
Draft Tendencies
Every draft Michael Farris has on record — 4 seasons. Value is measured against what the same position has returned in the same round across this league’s own finished drafts, so it reads as “better than that pick usually is” rather than as a reflection of which positions they happen to draft.
| Season | Picks | Autodrafted | 1st Rd | Draft Pts | vs Expected |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | 15 | 2(13%) 2 clocks expired | WR | 289.1 | — |
| 2025 | 15 | 0(0%) drafted every pick | RB | 1,991.4 | -287.3 |
| 2024 | 15 | 0(0%) drafted every pick | RB | 1,957.9 | -241.2 |
| 2023 | 15 | 0(0%) drafted every pick | WR | 2,399.6 | +100.2 |
When Michael Farris drafts each spot
Read it as a lineup card: QB2 is the second quarterback taken that year, and the round is the average across the drafts where one was taken at all. Slots taken only once are left out — a single draft is not a tendency.
| Slot | Avg round | Range | Drafts | Best | Worst |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB1 | 3.8 | R2–R6 | 4 | Jalen Hurts 2023 +63.5 | Jayden Daniels 2025 -77.5 |
| QB2 | 12.7 | R11–R14 | 3 | C.J. Stroud 2023 +65.5 | Daniel Jones 2024 -69.0 |
| RB1 | 2.0 | R1–R3 | 4 | Rachaad White 2023 +72.3 | Josh Jacobs 2025 -17.4 |
| RB2 | 3.8 | R2–R5 | 4 | Kyren Williams 2024 +34.9 | Isiah Pacheco 2025 -66.7 |
| RB3 | 7.3 | R5–R9 | 4 | Jerome Ford 2024 +4.9 | Tank Bigsby 2025 -70.0 |
| RB4 | 11.0 | R9–R14 | 4 | Zamir White 2023 +8.1 | Jaydon Blue 2025 -78.0 |
| WR1 | 1.8 | R1–R3 | 4 | Ladd McConkey 2025 -27.9 | Brandon Aiyuk 2024 -118.8 |
| WR2 | 5.3 | R4–R7 | 4 | DeVonta Smith 2025 +14.6 | Amari Cooper 2024 -25.8 |
| WR3 | 6.5 | R6–R8 | 4 | Michael Pittman Jr. 2025 +44.5 | Christian Kirk 2024 -87.0 |
| WR4 | 9.0 | R7–R12 | 4 | Joshua Palmer 2024 +18.3 | Michael Gallup 2023 -35.5 |
| WR5 | 13.0 | R10–R15 | 4 | Jalen McMillan 2024 +52.7 | Randall Cobb 2023 -65.0 |
| TE1 | 8.5 | R2–R11 | 4 | — | — |
| TE2 | 14.0 | R13–R15 | 2 | Jake Ferguson 2023 +59.9 | Hayden Hurst 2024 -40.3 |
| K1 | 12.0 | R8–R15 | 4 | Brandon Aubrey 2024 +42.6 | Wil Lutz 2025 +9.7 |
| D/ST1 | 10.8 | R7–R15 | 4 | Bills D/ST 2023 +20.0 | Packers D/ST 2025 -31.5 |
Weekly Lineups
Every week Michael Farris has played since lineups started being recorded, starters first and then the bench. Open a week to see who actually played. Covers 2026 — ESPN only serves a past season’s roster as that season’s final roster, so earlier years cannot be filled in.
2026 · Father Badonka-conk
End-of-Season Rosters
Who Michael Farris finished each season with, for the years before weekly lineups were recorded. ESPN only keeps a past season’s final roster, so these are a snapshot of the last day rather than a lineup from any particular week — and there are no points beside them, because a player’s total for the year counts whatever they scored for whoever else rostered them first.
3 seasons · newest first
2025 · Jeff's Badonka-conk
Roster
| D/ST | Bills D/ST |
| FLEX | DeVonta SmithWR |
| K | Harrison Mevis |
| QB | Jacoby Brissett |
| RB | Dylan Sampson |
| RB | Josh Jacobs |
| TE | Theo Johnson |
| WR | Jordan Addison |
| WR | Ladd McConkey |
| BN | Adonai MitchellWR |
| BN | Isiah PachecoRB |
| BN | Jayden DanielsQB |
| BN | Michael Pittman Jr.WR |
| BN | Oronde GadsdenTE |
| BN | Packers D/STD/ST |
2024 · Jeff's Badonka-conk
Roster
| D/ST | Steelers D/ST |
| FLEX | Marquez Valdes-ScantlingWR |
| K | Wil Lutz |
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa |
| RB | Breece Hall |
| RB | Kyren Williams |
| TE | Cole Kmet |
| WR | Amari Cooper |
| WR | Xavier Worthy |
| BN | AJ BarnerTE |
| BN | Alec PierceWR |
| BN | Allen LazardWR |
| BN | Cam LittleK |
| BN | Isaiah DavisRB |
| BN | Patrick Taylor Jr.RB |
| IR | Noah BrownWR |
2023 · Do You Really Want to Hurts Me?
Roster
| D/ST | Bengals D/ST |
| FLEX | Diontae JohnsonWR |
| K | Brandon McManus |
| QB | Jalen Hurts |
| RB | Rachaad White |
| RB | Roschon Johnson |
| TE | Dalton Kincaid |
| WR | Garrett Wilson |
| WR | Jaxon Smith-Njigba |
| BN | Alexander MattisonRB |
| BN | Bills D/STD/ST |
| BN | Chris OlaveWR |
| BN | Jahan DotsonWR |
| BN | Kyle PittsTE |
| BN | Michael CarterRB |